Some good chuckles to share while having that morning sip...
Today in History: October 9, Barack Obama wins Nobel Peace Prize.
AP News: On Oct. 9, 2009, President Barack Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize for what the Norwegian Nobel Committee called “his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples.”
Oh, SCROTUS is going to pop a gasket when THAT headline hits!!!! Ketchup will be flung tonight!!!
There is also this...
As I mentioned before, they should invent the "Noble Piece Prize" for "the most outrageous, whiny temper tantrums by a geriatric adult".
"But LOOK! I even made TODAY NATIONAL LEIF ERIKSON DAY!!! Gimme my God Damned medal!!!
I don't know about you folks, but I have been getting SLAMMED with Email and texts over the past week from ALL parties in seemingly all states, all threatening that "...unless I act RIGHT NOW, this is the END of [democracy / the courts / blah, blah, blah]! Send... MONEY NOW!!!!"
To everyone out there, yes, it will be all my fault if America ceases to exist because I did not send $5 to whatever this hour. As they say in Moscow, "Toughski shitski" (SCROTUS will get that!). I've been busy either clicking on "Unsubscribe" or replying "STOP" to the robo-texts.
But one ask came in that I just gave me a good chuckle... from the DNC:
Damn right, I am NOT an ATM, but I appreciate you finally acknowledging that! Yes... I still hit "Unsubscribe", but at least got a chuckle out of it. Rade
Okay, I DID get to watch two Monarch butterflies dancing around the buddleia over the weekend; that was nice (the hummingbirds have left for the season), but I’m SO over Summer. I want it GONE – NOW! We topped 80 degrees with HUMIDITY here in Southern New England over the weekend. I fucking hate HEAT and HUMIDITY. I know a lot of folks just LOVE summer and hate to see it go, but not me – hated every moment of it. Hate the sweat. Hate feeling like every drop of energy in my body has been sucked out just by walking across the lawn or even just by sitting on the deck and watching the butterflies. It's now OCTOBER! I want the COLD! I thrive below 60 degrees! Give me a 40 degree day and I am ALIVE! We had a touch of that last week and it was GLORIOUS to be working in the yard!
I did manage to put up a dozen or so jars of Ginger Pear preserve this weekend. After the paw paw's that was the next harvest to come in.
All the is left now are the oranges. A couple more weeks on those ...
Makes what I call "Marmalade Not For The Feint Of Heart", that and INCREDIBLY martini bitters.
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And a good Sunday to all of you!
Happy Saturday, everyone!