Sunday... Sunday... Sunday... coffee...
Not big enough...
Ah yup.
Well... I am an asshole, just not that kind of asshole.
Between the disapproving look from my eyes,
the tense clench of my jaw and my
near imperceptibly mumbling "Holy fuck!" under my breath,
I'm finding hiding my thoughts in public is nearly impossible.
I do not want to know the amount of money
that fucker grifted since landing his fat ass
back in office.
Winter ends soon.
I have my "Morning when you first pee" pill.
Then the "Morning before you eat" pills.
Then the "Take after dinner" pills
Then the "Take before bedtime" pills.
The "getting old" shit if for the birds.
I have entered the phase of calling everyone
"Sweetie", "Dearie" and "Hon."
Thank you, Wiley.
But "Are you fucking kidding me?" is taken.
Ah-yup.
And left him some fur!
Applies to so many things.
Some food for thought.
My husband and I watched the Netflix series
"Living to 100: Secrets of the Blue Zones" by Dan Buettner.
A lot of this YouTube video jibes with that series.
Just good advice on taking care of yourself, your life and your community.
I certainly don't plan to live to 100, but if I can
make these last decades on Earth a bit... healthier...
comfortable, functional... I'll take it.












6 comments:
Even Maxwell Smart knew trump has a small dick?????
Get Smart! I knew a woman who was a complete airhead. I don’t say that lovingly as she was pretty awful to boot. I was with some others who knew her when we learned she was in the early stages of Alzheimer’s. As a unit, we all reacted: “How can you tell?”
Great lineup of LOLs! I especially like "Chloe finds Jesus." I watched the video which is great! I first clued in to wabi-sabi many years ago and it has really enriched my life. All the ways of being in the world outlined in the video are wonderful ways of living meaningfully. Thanks for posting it!
Call me a Viking and I can't remember the last time I plundered. As I find myself in the advanced years, I've often wondered why the concept of time seems to speed up as I age. I do the pills in the 2 week container and when I get to what should be the Wednesday pills in the 1st week, I find I'm actually taking the Saturday pills in the 2nd week. My goodness, how time flies when the brain turns to library paste.
Uh-huh... I just had oral surgery, so for the next two weeks, I have to work in yet MORE pills between the ones that "must be taken separately", "on an empty stomach" and when ever that frigging 8-hour timer goes off.
You're welcome!
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