It's Saturday, it's Springtime, it's two weeks into Daylight Savings Time... that's all I got.
Let's get some coffee and get this day rolling!
Thank you, Wiley
Hyundai, we're looking at you.
...overheard at the Oscars,
"...Welcome back to the 'Has A Small Penis' theater;
'He' is welcome to put his name on it"
About the right size martini...
My, how times have changed. That was my yell when
someone would not pay attention when the light would turn green
and we would be sitting there, "Let go of your dick and drive!"
Of course, today, I replaced 'dick' with 'cellphone'.
They eyes just don't lie.
Thankfully, sun glass season is upon us.
I always see glimmers when I pee on an outlet...
Ah-yup. Still got an old Nokia in a drawer around here somewhere...
Thank you, BB.
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People are replacing their dicks with cellphones in several senses these days.
Oh, and they are giving us stuff for cancer, but cancer isn't all one thing and won't be eliminated all in one go.
I’d like to work the seven steps, except Hawaii is in the United States.
Hahahahaha, the Oscars joke and 7 steps to improve your attitude!
That pie chart, clever..."Walk like an Egyptian"
Terrific line-up today!
In these days of being led by the demented one, Samantha’s oversized martini is in order. As is a request to Endora to zap the hell out of him. :)
-Rj
Thank you!
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