UFC President Says CBS Will Broadcast “Cage Match” On White House Grounds On July 4th, 2026

Reported by Joe.My.God: "This morning White told CBS Mornings that the match will take place on July 4th, 2026 to celebrate the nation’s 250th birthday.Last month White [above left], who is pals with accused rapist Andrew Tate [above right], appeared to approve Irish fighter Conor McGregor’s plea to compete at the White House.McGregor was found liable for rape last year and claims to be running for president of Ireland. On St. Patrick’s Day, McGregor appeared at the White House briefing room podium to rage at length against immigrants in the United States and Ireland."

This story was originally reported by The Hill: "UFC chief Dana White said a cage fight planned for the White House grounds will “probably” be broadcast on CBS.“That is going to happen,” White told a columnist for The Wall Street Journal when asked about the prospect of a UFC fight at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. His comment came just hours after UFC announced a $7 billion deal with media conglomerate Paramount to stream the league’s fights on its direct-to-consumer subscriber platform, Paramount+."

Will someone please just shake some car keys at that fucking addle-brained moron to distract him from our further embarrassment?