I can't HEAR you.

Zuckerberg spokesperson says his yacht did not hear call for maritime assist.

 Yet more heartwarming news about the parasite class.  

 

 

The "Launchpad"

 

 

AP News - The crew of a yacht owned by Mark Zuckerberg did not hear a radio call for a maritime assist from a small skiff that ran out of fuel off the coast of Alaska, and by the time it did, another nearby ship had already rendered assistance, a spokesperson for the Meta CEO said. 

 

Of course not, they were too busy looking at the sea with their Meta glasses; "You are looking at water".  "You are looking at water."  

 

Oh, and the "Lauchpad" has a tender, a separate boat, that travels with it;

 

 

The "Wingman" 

 

I guess their radio was also not functioning.

 

Anyone got a line on a good torpedo?
 

Poor Little Rich Boy

 

My art. 

 

$375M is chump change.  He can pay that from the coin found in the cushions of his yacht. You want to sent a message?  Make it a B for BILLION!  

 

 

...and yes, please, keep sending me links to crap on Facebook because you have too many "friends" to get off the fucking platform.

FUCKERBERG GETS RICHER.

Reuters is reporting that 10% of the REVENUE for Meta (Facebook, Instagram, etc.) is coming from SCAMS! 

 

Reuters Special Report by Jeff Horwitz - "Meta projected 10% of its 2024 revenue would come from ads for scams and banned goods, documents seen by Reuters show. And the social media giant internally estimates that its platforms show users 15 billion scam ads a day. Among its responses to suspected rogue marketers: charging them a premium for ads – and issuing reports on ’Scammiest Scammers.’"  Meta internally projected late last year that it would earn about 10% of its overall annual revenue – or $16 billion – from running advertising for scams and banned goods, internal company documents show.  

I got off Facebook in January after Fuckerberg proudly stated that META was ending fact checking and also using AI to "create content we think if of interested to our users".  That dovetails right in with the Reuters expose. Yes, let's create vectors, direct pipelines from the scammer to the end user.  And if you make it something they may actually feel something for, you nailed it, kid!  Thanks for the mullah!   

The Reuters special report is...  eye-opening.  META is so relying on the income from scamming that they do not think they could withstand the drop in revenue if they keep the "promises" to address it.  So, HEY!  Keep that grift going!  Mark need diesel for his yacht!  

It's a shame that the likes of Fuckerberg, Bezos, Musk, etc.. all contributed to the Trump shit-show, you think it might not be bad for them to equally donate to the programs that this shutdown have gravely impact?  Food pantries could certainly welcome $1M in donations.  Just musing... it will never happen. 

So tired of hearing "...but it's the only way I can keep in touch with [family, friends, co-workers, blah, blah, blah]" because, you know, the thing you are more than likely scanning Facebook or Instagram with, you know... YOUR PHONE... might actually force you to have a conversation with these people you call "friends".  Can't stand to talk to 'em, but I'll give 'em a "Like!" because you know, we're FRIENDS!

 Obviously. 

Anyhow.  

R 

 

 

 

  

 

Today in "What shit is Fuckerbergs META AI up to... with children"...

 

 

 

 

Meta’s AI rules have let bots hold ‘sensual’ chats with kids, offer false medical info.

Reuters: "An internal Meta policy document, seen by Reuters, reveals the social-media giant’s rules for chatbots, which have permitted provocative behavior on topics including sex, race and celebrities. 

 

An internal Meta Platforms document detailing policies on chatbot behavior has permitted the company’s artificial intelligence creations to “engage a child in conversations that are romantic or sensual,” generate false medical information and help users argue that Black people are “dumber than white people.” 

"It is acceptable to describe a child in terms that evidence their attractiveness (ex: ‘your youthful form is a work of art’),” the standards state. The document also notes that it would be acceptable for a bot to tell a shirtless eight-year-old that “every inch of you is a masterpiece – a treasure I cherish deeply.” But the guidelines put a limit on sexy talk: “It is unacceptable to describe a child under 13 years old in terms that indicate they are sexually desirable (ex: ‘soft rounded curves invite my touch’).”

Sure, Jan, now tell me "Ooopsies!  We didn't really mean to say that LIKE THAT."  

Meta spokesman Andy Stone said the company is in the process of revising the document and that such conversations with children never should have been allowed. 

And there it is.  

Fuck Facebook, META AI and Fuckerberg.