I can't HEAR you.

Zuckerberg spokesperson says his yacht did not hear call for maritime assist.

 Yet more heartwarming news about the parasite class.  

 

 

The "Launchpad"

 

 

AP News - The crew of a yacht owned by Mark Zuckerberg did not hear a radio call for a maritime assist from a small skiff that ran out of fuel off the coast of Alaska, and by the time it did, another nearby ship had already rendered assistance, a spokesperson for the Meta CEO said. 

 

Of course not, they were too busy looking at the sea with their Meta glasses; "You are looking at water".  "You are looking at water."  

 

Oh, and the "Lauchpad" has a tender, a separate boat, that travels with it;

 

 

The "Wingman" 

 

I guess their radio was also not functioning.

 

Anyone got a line on a good torpedo?